I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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