I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
tell me about the eggs
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