i don't like sucking hair
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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