may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
