just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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