and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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