yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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