you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Need sex. Gaining weight.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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