her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
