I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
