well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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