doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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