Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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