Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I understand Curling. That high.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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