I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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