Already got asked if we're dating
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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