When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
high people should be assigned attendants
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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