Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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