DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Randomize
