my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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