There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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