She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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