Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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