what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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