oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
