There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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