Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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