I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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