omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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