You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
