talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i think i have herpe
just one?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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