in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
handjob tips. give me some.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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