Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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