My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
they're like a gay fantastic four
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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