But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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