i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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