i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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