I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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