Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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