Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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