I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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