i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I've blown a few things in my day
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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