Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i believe in u and ur pee
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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