I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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