Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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