wrigley field is MILF paradise
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Your tits are I can't wait for
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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