My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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