i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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