I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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