yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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