ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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