In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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