Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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