Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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