i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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