what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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