franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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