i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
