Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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