At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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