are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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