I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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