the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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